Many are saying Bud Crawford will beat Canelo Alvarez in a few weeks, Blake Chavez is not one of them!

Real talk. Let me illustrate how ignorant you must be to believe Bud Crawford is going to beat Canelo Álvarez.  You’ve heard the phrase, “Do I need to draw you a picture?” That phrase is used when the answer is simple and obvious. So here is my Rembrandt:

Picture Bud standing in front-center onstage at a press conference. He is poised for a face-off. One by one, the following boxers walk in and face off with Bud. Start with GGG. Bud’s eyes grow. Uh-oh. That doesn’t look fair. Then comes Berlanga. Bud and everyone watching thinks, “Goddamn he’s big!” Then Mungia faces off. “Son of a Bitch is pretty damned big too”. Berlanga and Mungia are both 185-190lbs.

Bud looks like the welterweight he really is. The fighters smirk at him.

Next up is Bivol. He weighs 200 pounds and towers over little Dud Crawford. ”Oh SHIT!” The Look on Dud’s face is the same as on yours. You both are getting the picture.

Then, Kovalev lumbers in at 220. Massive as fu**. He snarls, peering down from the clouds into Duds beady eyes that are darting around like an armed carjacking victim. “Sweet Jesus, that bastard is a monster!” Then in strides David Beneidez, Canelo’s likely next super fight. He frowns down at Bud and laughs. Dud shits his white pants… and everyone who bet on Bud races to cancel their bets.

THAT’S THE TRUTH PICTURE

If I’m Canelo… I fly in these guys and parade them past Dud on Vegas Arrival Day stage under the guise of just some fellow ex-champs shaking hands. Dud might go choke Turki out. HaHaHa.

So, I don’t want to hear Andre Bored, Teddy Factless, Robert Traitor Garcia, and The Porter cowards picking Bud to win. Abel Ramos, GGG’s trainer, said it best, “I don’t care how smart Crawford thinks he is or how big he’s getting…he’s going to get hit by a truck!”  Think about it. GGG hit as hard as anyone ever in the middleweight division. Never even wobbled Canelo in thirty-six rounds. 36. Krusher Kovalev, one of the most devastating light-heavyweights in history. Nada. Dud is waaay too light in the drawers to threaten Canelo.

Regarding The Porters. Shawn was a spoiled sissy. He picks Dud cuzz Dud smoked him. Note: Adrien Broner dropped “soft’’ Shawn. Poppa Porter tells a story about Dud wanting to street fight Poppa when Dud was 15-16 yrs old. Poppa should have let Dud start the party, then whupped his ass! He didn’t. He avoided him. The Porter ‘men’ have no balls. It’s why Poppa threw in the towel on his son. Canelo needs a wheelbarrow to carry his into the ring. THAT’S why Canelo wins EZ. Oh, and Dud is almost forty years old!

I rest my case.

P.S. Does anyone else find it suspicious that no media has reported what the official ring size will be?????

Blake Chavez answers all of his e-mails: blakesocrateshavez@gmail.com